....turned into a discussion about sex between Steve and Jenna.
I was pouring a new bottle of ranch into the squeeze bottle we currently use. It started off slow as not to make a mess. About midway through I was able to have the two rims touching as the dressing is pouring out.
Steve: "Look, Jenna! The bottles are mating!"
Jenna: "What's 'mating'?"
I shoot Steve "the look.
"Steve: "Mating is when two bottles love each other and touch each other."
Steve: "And sometimes, one bottle puts its goo into another bottle."
By this time I'm beet red, trying very hard not to laugh and to not make a mess. Then a big glob of dressing comes out and it runs over the top.
Steve: "Yep, sometimes that happens, too."
I put my head down on the counter to laugh. Then I took my finger and tried to clean off the ranch that was running down the bottle. Jenna hopped up on the chair next to me and asked excitedly, "Can I lick your finger??"
"NO!!! GO AWAY!!!!"
End Of Summer -
4 years ago